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Post by ladytass2001 on Sept 25, 2004 14:04:46 GMT -5
Hey MX, I found a website you might want to check out. It is www.jumbojoke.com I found an interesting amount of different kinds of jokes there I will post a URL for one that I found particularly funny(in a dry sort of british way) it is www.jumbojoke.com/000103.html I suggest searching through the entire site there are some good one's there.
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Sept 27, 2004 14:00:17 GMT -5
Hey MX, I found a website you might want to check out. It is www.jumbojokes.com I found an interesting amount of different kinds of jokes there I will post a URL for one that I found particularly funny(in a dry sort of british way) it is www.jumbojoke.com/000103.html I suggest searching through the entire site there are some good one's there. MON. SEP. 27/2004/15:02 E.S.T.
LADYTASS,
Thanks for the intel!
That joke was certainly an accurate representation of my own experience of bureaucracy, for which I do thank you.
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 2, 2004 10:31:04 GMT -5
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Oct 2, 2004 10:50:59 GMT -5
This reprehensible carelessness may be related to the pressure of circumstance, since we are [at] war with France, a fact which may come as a bit of a surprise to you gentlemen in Whitehall. SAT. OCT. 2/2004/11:57 E.S.T.
LADYTASS,
Given that MR. CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER gave what is arguably The Definitive Screen Performance/Interpretation of THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON in WATERLOO™, I could not help but hear his voice in my head as I read that battlefront dispatch.
Consequently, I shall be forwarding to you an invoice to replace the VDU which has been short-circuited by the fountain of COCA-COLA™ which issued forth from my nostrils upon reading it.
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 2, 2004 10:56:03 GMT -5
I also had a good laugh when I read that one--but the best part is This brings me to my present purpose, which is to request elucidation of my instructions from His Majesty's Government so that I may better understand why I am dragging an army over these barren plains. I construe that perforce it must be one of two alternative duties, as given below. I shall pursue either one with the best of my ability, but I cannot do both: 1. To train an army of uniformed British clerks in Spain for the benefit of the accountants and copy-boys in London or perchance. 2. To see to it that the forces of Napoleon are driven out of Spain. Your most obedient servant, Wellington I am sorry about the VDU but it was a good one wasn't it
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Oct 2, 2004 11:03:05 GMT -5
I also had a good laugh when I read that one--but the best part is This brings me to my present purpose, which is to request elucidation of my instructions from His Majesty's Government so that I may better understand why I am dragging an army over these barren plains. I construe that perforce it must be one of two alternative duties, as given below. I shall pursue either one with the best of my ability, but I cannot do both: 1. To train an army of uniformed British clerks in Spain for the benefit of the accountants and copy-boys in London or perchance. 2. To see to it that the forces of Napoleon are driven out of Spain. Your most obedient servant, Wellington I am sorry about the VDU but it was a good one wasn't it SAT. OCT. 2/2004/12:09 E.S.T.
Yes, that was great, & well worth the loss of my favourite piece of telecommunications technology.
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 2, 2004 11:22:47 GMT -5
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Post by Miss Kitka on Oct 3, 2004 15:21:43 GMT -5
LADYTASS, I agree with this joke 110% although it seemed more factual than humourous...
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Oct 3, 2004 17:10:00 GMT -5
LADYTASS, I agree with this joke 110% although it seemed more factual than humourous... SUN. OCT. 3/2004/18:16 E.S.T.
LADYTASS,
I enjoyed that very much; thank you!
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MS. KITKA,
Yes, if I’m a very good boy & say my prayers @ night.
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 3, 2004 19:41:36 GMT -5
Miss Kitka, I agree that it seems more factual than joke but most people won't find it that way --more's the pity for them I think. I must say they forgot a part; Good Girls: Try to stay out of handcuffs Bad Girls: Try to get into them LOL--
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Post by Miss Kitka on Oct 4, 2004 6:22:24 GMT -5
Good Girls: Try to stay out of handcuffs Bad Girls: Try to get into them LOL-- LadyTass! Have you got a camera in my apartment?
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 4, 2004 9:24:53 GMT -5
No, I figured you would like that though. ;)I myself prefer the tie down's---- on someone else--
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Oct 4, 2004 10:43:29 GMT -5
Miss Kitka, I agree that it seems more factual than joke but most people won't find it that way --more's the pity for them I think. I must say they forgot a part; Good Girls: Try to stay out of handcuffs Bad Girls: Try to get into them LOL-- MON. OCT. 4/2004/11:50 E.S.T.
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLL!*
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Post by ladytass2001 on Oct 4, 2004 10:53:25 GMT -5
MON. OCT. 4/2004/11:50 E.S.T.
*GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLL!* Sit,stay!! Gooooooodddd Boy!!
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Post by MALCOLM XERXES™ on Oct 5, 2004 7:39:12 GMT -5
Sit,stay!! Gooooooodddd Boy!! TUE. OCT. 5/2004/08:46 E.S.T.
*PANT!*
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